Me looking at a poster: Wow! The cheapest ticket to Shen Yun is $100! Wish I could afford that, but I'll just keep the hundred for my $140 a month gas allowance.
Teacher 1: $140 a month! That's my weekly allowance. What are you driving?
Me: Just a tiny sedan, you know... Oh, I get it. You're all driving an SUV for your busy family while I'm driving to/from work only for a single me and moi.
Everyone: You're single!
Teacher 2: You are so blessed!
Me: Well, I guess we're all just blessed in different ways.
Have a blessed Friday everyone! - MLJ/25/03/2022 -
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