Lina Jamison
art : poetry : essays
Friday, April 26, 2024
"Im in Meteghan"
Wednesday, April 17, 2024
Reminiscing...
Teaching in the then East Asia Institute of Computer Technology building located across record stores that played the theme song (Dion's My Heart Will Go On) over and over and over again to test the records for each buyer. My classes were constantly interrupted, and my students and I would just laugh at our situation and shake our heads... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vs8lAi0X84
Monday, April 15, 2024
You're so young!
Young Dentist: Oh, what a pity! Your bridge has to go...
Me: That's okay. It's just about time...
YD: Oh, poor you. And you're so young!
Me: ???
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Sunday, April 07, 2024
Spring-Winter Feud
Whether it’s spring or winter,
It should get distracted indeed
With a total solar eclipse!
To Carburn Park, I sought solace.
Among the chickadees and flickers,
Robins sing atop blooming trees
That guard the lake that freezes.
Underneath this lake,
The muskrats and beavers
Stay put ‘til thawing’s done
With a cache in an insulated dam.
The Bow River remains a duck hub
With wigeons and mallards,
Goldeneyes and mergansers.
Pelicans and cormorants later.
Winter brought the warmest days,
Thin ice lots of lives claimed,
Spring brought heaviest snowfall,
Would you imagine summer and fall?
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You Poor Thing!
Massage Therapist: Still working?
Me: Yup.
MT: So what do you do?
Me: Teaching.
MT: Cricket?
Me: Nope. Grade twos.
MT: All subjects?
Me (just wanting to doze off and enjoy the session): Yup.
MT: Oh! You poor thing!
LOL.
Yup. Wish I could teach cricket... Can't even memorize the rules of the game. Phew!
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Saturday, April 06, 2024
Five-Six
Taxi Driver: Thanks for the generous tip. You Filipinos are galante!
Me: Oh, I didn't know that...
TD: We, East Indians, five-six!
LOL!
Friday, March 22, 2024
A fair chance in life... - EDDIE IZZARD
Eddie Izzard at the 2022 Equality Utah Allies Gala
Sunday, March 17, 2024
Ludwig Goransson
Oscar speech: To my parents up there, thank you for giving me guitars and drums instead of video games.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tb95YdC6bMw
Sunday, March 10, 2024
"Trinipino"
Colleague from Trinidad & Tobago: My brother's married to a Filipino, so I call my nieces & nephews "Trinipino".
Friday, March 08, 2024
Saturday, February 24, 2024
Warm Sun, Cool Moon
Nobody prints photos anymore? Thanks to those who donate photo paper to thrift stores. They have been very useful in my Art class. MLJ/24/02/2024
Tuesday, February 20, 2024
Friday, February 16, 2024
Sunday, January 21, 2024
Friday, January 19, 2024
Jennifer Botterill
An eye for an eye? Jennifer Botterill takes a stand against 'archaic' hockey plays in heated Sportsnet segment. A Hartman high stick pitted old views against new ones. It's a debate hockey needs. Jennifer Botterill, right, argued this week that "there's a difference between tough and physical and cheap and dirty."Jan 5, 2024 - thestar.com -
WANSAPANATAYM
Grade 6 teacher: My student created a new word. His story started this way, "Wansapantaym, there was a...".