Saturday, July 25, 2020

ON CHFM RADIO TODAY: Talking about nuts.

From one caller: On one tombstone: Here lies a shell without the nut.

This reminded me of this one from the Reader’s Digest: Here lies a lawyer and he lies still.

What about my own? Let’s try these:

Here lies Miss J., a teacher who promised to haunt policymakers who keep on increasing class sizes. Ha!
Here lies Mss J, a teacher who promised to look after policymakers who will make 15 students per classroom a cap.

Peace, y’all! What will be on yours?

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